Color, 1999, 114 mins. 40 secs.
Directed by Lloyd Kaufman
Starring Will Keenan, Alyce LaTourelle, Trent Haaga, Debbie Rochon, Sheri Wenden, Lloyd Kaufman, Charlotte Kaufman, Yaniv Sharon
Vinegar Syndrome (UHD & Blu-ray) (US R0 4K/HD) / WS (1.85:1) (16:9), Troma (DVD) (US R0 NTSC)


Part of an evolution Terror Firmergoing back to Troma's War, 1999's ultra-meta Terror Firmer is the most ambitious and sprawling of a wave of films by the Terror Firmerupstart Long Island-based indie company who alternated its flagship Toxie films, quickie genre films, and oddball pick-ups with an occasional epic like this. Part of a string of films directed by Troma's Lloyd Kaufman himself, this is very much in the same company as Tromeo and Juliet and Poultrygeist with its expanded roster of characters and settings, elaborate gross-out effects, and attempts to break through to a wider theatrical audience than usual. About as Troma as a movie can possibly get, this one announces its intentions right away before the credits as we see a guy getting beaten to death with his own ripped-off leg and a sunbathing woman getting her fetus pulled out in a very rubbery fashion. From there it's a neverending stream of movie production jokes, cameos, and splatter set pieces that were almost entirely censored if you were unlucky enough to rent the R-rated version back in the day.

A serial killer is on the loose in Tromaville, complete with a wig, sunglasses, a tight dress, and a very violent but punny temperament. The murder spree soon hits home on a film shoot Terror Firmerwhere the blind, clueless director Larry Benjamin (Kaufman) is surrounded by a cast and crew of unhinged eccentrics. Among the more grounded of the employees is Jennifer (LaTourelle), a production assistant being fought over by two men, sound Terror Firmerman Casey (Keenan) and FX operator Jerry (Haaga). No location shoot or frat party is safe from a killer who could strike at any moment when the screen isn't being bombarded with bodily fluids, explosions, and a slew of cameos you're better off discovering for yourself.

Like pretty much any in-house Troma film, this one is loud, politically incorrect, and visually garish with bright colors, extensive nudity, and prolonged gore effects. The entire cast is jammed with familiar faces as well as studio callbacks galore right down to the props and costumes. By this point anyone should have a pretty clear idea of whether this is up their alley, and running almost two hours in length, this might actually be the ultimate Troma epic. It's also worth noting that this is probably Kaufman's best acting performance, crafting a goofy but actually amusing character with a particularly memorable send-off.

Following its Terror Firmertheatrical run including numerous midnight screenings, Terror Firmer has been on home video in numerous formats including a special edition DVD in 2001. The double-disc set features an open matte, interlaced presentation of the complete unrated version, a 1m27s Kaufman intro about the role of James Gunn in creating this film, three commentaries (Kaufman solo, editors Gabe Terror FirmerFriedman and Sean McGrath, and Keenan, Rochon, and Haaga), a 16m14s "Fun with Scissors" section of twelve deleted scenes with optional editor commentary, eleven alternate footage scenes, an escalator scene comic-to-film comparison, a 6m27s cast audition reel, a 6m13s blooper reel, and a trailer and teaser. If you feel so inclined, you can also watch the film with the deleted scenes put back in (running 123m59s with the editors' commentary if you want it) which is a very bumpy watching experience. The second DVD features the massive "Farts of Darkness" making-of documentary (99m23s), a Lunachicks "Say What You Mean" music video, DJ Polo's "Freak of the Week" music video with Ron Jeremy (which needless to say doesn't play well now), Emtombed's "Seeing Red" music video, plugs for the soundtrack and the Troma book, a "Celebrate Tromadance!" promo, "Gyno-talk with Alyce LaTourelle," "At Home with Charlotte Kaufman," a Windows interactive game, the usual Terror FirmerRadiation March thing, and bonus trailers for Citizen Toxie, Unspeakable, Cannibal! The Musical, and Parts of the Family.

A double-disc 20th anniversary Blu-ray set released in 2019 features a matted presentation of the film , a different 3m23s Kaufman intro with Rochon and Haaga, a "20 Years Later" retrospective featurette" (14m13s), and Kaufman's solo commentary on the first disc. Disc two is devoted to the "Farts of Darkness" doc (in SD) plus the deleted scenes, Terror Firmerauditions, bloopers, Charlotte Kaufman piece, the comic-film comparison, a #ShakespearesShitstorm trailer, Gyno-Talk, and three music videos. Unfortunately the presentation was severely lacking with faded color, very weak blacks, and an iffy Dolby Digital 2.0 track that sounded heavily compressed.

Of course those options were mostly rendered obsolete with a three-disc(!) UHD and Blu-ray edition from Vinegar Syndrome featuring a fresh new 4K scan from the negative on both the UHD and first Blu-ray, plus all three commentaries. Image quality is a tremendous improvement with the Dolby Vision grading on the UHD creating some wild visuals, and both detail and film grain look excellent. Some minor single scratches pop up in the first quarter or so, but it's nothing to worry about. The DTS-HD MA 2.0 English stereo track is also far more healthy than the earlier Blu-ray, with optional English SDH subtitles provided. The first Blu-ray also features new extras beginning with "Cinema Terror FirmerThrough Chaos" (48m40s), featuring Kaufman, writer Douglas Buck, editor Gabriel Friedman, Keenan, Haaga, Rochon, Sean Pierce, Greg "G-Spot" Siebel, Charlotte Kaufman and crew members Joe Lynch and Eric "Zork" Alan sharing more tales about getting Terror Firmerinto character, acting out on the city streets, and looking back at the killer's now touchy revelation and the motivation behind it. Then "Lloyd Gets Spooked" (16m46s) covers Kaufman's appearance at the film's raucous Minneapolis premiere with plenty of footage and new interviews with members of Carshool-Film-O-Rama. Finally "The Zork-ive" is a treasure trove of previously unreleased interviews Zork conducted during production with Kaufman (7m57s), LaTourelle (13m9s), actress Reverend Jen Miller (8m8s), Lemmy (4m20s), actor Roy David (8m25s), Haaga (2m50s), actor Yaniv Sharon (7m2s), and the one and only Joe Franklin (13m34s). The second Blu-ray houses the remainder of the video extras including the extended SD version (open matte as usual with all the surprising extra frontal nudity) with reinstated deleted scenes and editors' commentary, the "Farts of Darkness" doc, the "20 Years Later" featurette, alternate footage, auditions, bloopers, Charlotte Kaufman interview, deleted scenes with commentary, escalator scene comparison, Gyno-Talk, Kaufman's intro from the earlier Blu-ray, and the teaser and trailer. Note that the music videos are not carried over, so hang on to one of those earlier discs for those. The deluxe set also comes with a 40-page, perfect-bound book with new essays by Mathew Klickstein, Alex Gootter, and Heather Drain studying one of the wildest and most representative entries in Troma history.

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Reviewed on March 26, 2026